He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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