I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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