we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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