An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
tell me about the fingering
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