marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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