marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
tell me about the fingering
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