I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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