There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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