That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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