he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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