..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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