he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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