Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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