On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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