I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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