I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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