More tranny stories later!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
