Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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