i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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