Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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