Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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