Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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