I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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