We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize
