he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
