also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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