Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
