You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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