Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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