he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
