it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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