Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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