So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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