Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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