We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My penis needs a shock collar
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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