I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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