I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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