Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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