Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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