belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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