we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize