It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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