My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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