I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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