He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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