i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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