What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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