If i come over, it means nothing
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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