so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This is my gift to your gina
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
