He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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