are you still at the devil's house?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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