This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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