he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
3pm strippers are depressing
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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