so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
