Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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