I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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