i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
