it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i think i have two assholes
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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