with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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